adventures of a psychopathic magnet

I Don't Get It

I think my dad is pretending to be sick. For the past two days he has been complaining that he feels queasy, yet that didn't stop him from eating 3 chocolate chip cookies tonight and gnocchi with blue cheese sauce last night. Now it seems to me, that when you feel like you may very well vomit at any given moment, those are not things you want to eat. I know whenever I feel queasy, food of any kind is the last thing I want to look at, but maybe that is just me.
So while he was eating cookies and complaining that he felt sick, I thought about this whole situation. I realized that one of two things can be happening here, either a) he is faking it or b) he is pregnant. So being the smart ass that I am, I asked about the second option. He didn't laugh.

posted by lulu @ 9:41 PM